DARK
WORMHOLE

You will explore places. You will make choices.
Some will lead somewhere interesting.
Others will lead to a message about the nature of existence.
There may not be a difference.

> SELECT A PORTAL_
▶ GRANNY'S REVENGE A text adventure. You are Edna, 78. Eight neighbourhood children have been parking bicycles on your begonias. Today, in alphabetical order, you will insult all of them. Before teatime. BBC MICRO B EDITION // TEXT ADVENTURE // 8 CHILDREN // 8 INSULTS
PORTAL 02 A wormhole is being constructed here. Where it leads is not yet known. This is, arguably, the correct state for a wormhole to be in. UNKNOWN DESTINATION // ARRIVAL: WHEN IT'S READY
PORTAL 03 Spacetime tunnel unstable. Initialising. Please do not lean on the event horizon. CLASSIFICATION: UNKNOWABLE
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